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Virtual Refectory: All that glisters, Part I

Virtual Refectory: All that glisters, Part I

The history of the Basilica di San Marco, Venice starts here…

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Tax not the royal Saint with vain expense,

With ill-matched aims the Architect who plannedβ€”

Albeit labouring for a scanty band

Of white-robed Scholars onlyβ€”this immense

And glorious Work of fine intelligence!

β€”William Wordsworth, Inside of King's College Chapel, Cambridge

Basilica di San Marco. Photo: Tuscany Now

β€œKanzir, kanzir!” (pig, pig) cried the Islamic excisemen, recoiling in disgust as they peered into the cargo to see only heaped girthy slabs of pork. Trusting the freight was mere carne proibitiβ€”which the Muslim officials at the Arab-controlled port of Alexandria would never approach, nor profane[i]β€”they hastily waved the holy load through without inspection, ready for boarding the ship to Venice. Intrepid Venetian merchants Tribunus da MalamoccoΒ andΒ Rusticus da Torcello[1] had just successfully stolen the body of the Apostle, St Mark the Evangelist.[ii]

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